Farts are methane gas. She should have lit a match and watch the farts flame.

slm

what the fuck did she have for lunch? A few fart-pillows?

or lit a match and watched the room explode lmfao

Attention everyone.

KAKTUZ appears to be damaged at this time

EVERYONE HAS TO NOW RELOAD THEIR AVATARS DUE TO A CRASH ON THE SITE
PLEASE DO ASAP

Could not find my old avatar so this is a new one temporary until I find the old one. LOL

i reloaded mine also.

Well I have tried again to load another one and I keep getting a message like I told you about saying that you are working on the problem.... I shall just have to wait and see what happens next

give us like 1-2 more days and we r going to restore all.

Thats cool. I am sure that the fan base can wait

k....

whatever happened to just having sex?

that black lady had to keep her clothes on to act as a barrier so as not to shit on the other lady lol!

blalalalalalalalalalal sqqeeet blalalalalala squeeeet eet eet pftpftpft blalalalalalalal splat, oh shit i shit on you sorry

urrrm I think you might have been on the Sherry

Yeah Kaktuz is the main man so listen to what he says and be patient you fucking cunts or I will have a fight with you

ok guys. hopefully 24hours more to full restore. then we can post again and enjoy site as it is suppose to be.

im going to change my name to Kaktuz Jr

you go man, work the magic

oh really. I will have pleasure then in removing you big time !
There is only 1 kaktuz fool and it isnt you!

it will be nice when its fixed .Maybe you get Brooke Skye to sucka my dick to celebrate the kaktuz return lol

It is with great pleasure, that I announce my 9000th post as the No1 King of Kaktuz porn.
I deserve lots of Prizes and especially a date and some sex with Brooke Skye, so if anyone knows her then tell me. get me fixed up with her lolz

Ha ha ha I saw you online from Florida where I am on vacation at the moment. I just wanted to say well done for reaching the 9000 mark.
You deserve some time with Brooke Skye. I know you like her.

Good luck Buddy.

CHuck

Yeah maybe she will suck my meat for me ha ha ha

meat happy

I am happy when getting my meat sucked by a nice bird ha ha ha lolz

Im gettin impatient PTG you are gonna make me circumcise you. you and your rumpelforeskin arent you from England. Im sorry I just want new clips u little ant eater

this video sucks

you have lost the plot. be patient Geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek

I think we all have been smelling these farts to long .........

ha ha ha time to open the window ha ha ha

Associated Press: . PTG JR Died yesterday from fart overdose and his last dying words were Kaktuz did it to me. But I stayed loyal until the end. then a death rattle was heard.

John Overinski, senior editor, Field Journalist

ha ha ha . Are we supposed to have a few minutes silence for you now?

Signed John Overskin lolz

Message to Kaktuz.

If your 24-48 hrs is to be relied on, then dont let me send you to the shops for 10 minutes to get some eggs, or they will have gone rotten by the time you get back!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I opened all the windows and it did not help ...

Goodbye cruel world ..........

ha ha ha . I know what you mean CHuck
I am sure they will fix it soon

Father you have given us false hope. U keep assuring us of a great many things to come but yet u have not produce. I think im going to worship another site now. I love jerking to this site

so much server trouble i hope its all over soon so we can update u with awesome porn

i thought you had killed yourself you fucking little retarded fuck